That trashcan may seem quite silly, but it is actually his living space - you see he is a very negative, angry, evil, and mostly dirty man. His living space is not well kept, and unlike Sesame Street he does not speak to children. I would imagine a living space says a lot about a person – particularly their self-image and esteem. From that we can draw many conclusions of a man who lives in the dirtiest place on earth – a trashcan. It’s also worth noting his can is located in a dark alley – a particularly ugly place to be and live.
On first glance I’m sure you thought that a rock group, maybe the Red Hot Chili Peppers, well it’s not. To David the bad guy, this is family. And you’ll see them over on Thanksgiving. You see, David is a mafia/gang/terrorist member, and it’s something he takes pride in. Who else would protect him against the law? Exactly. Life ain’t easy without a job – money doesn’t come free, unless you beg, break and steal – which is exactly what this gang family does. On a daily basis. “Look out kid, it’s something you did. God knows when, but you’re doing it again” to semi-quote the great Bob Dylan.
Something worth knowing about David is he’s not your average superhero. He doesn’t have super powers per say, he’s more of a DIY (do it yourself) type of guy. And he does it himself, every step of the way. That’s why he has those – weapons. You can rob a bank by asking for money, you demand it. And that’s what David does (with his gang), he demands it. It’s not an easy job, but someone has to do it. Otherwise our local police officers would be out of work – and unemployment is not ‘in’ right now. Keep on keeping on, evil doer!
David's worst enemy - Bobbio the greatest. Here are Bobbio's traits in pictures:
Bobbio’s mansion. He’s living large – but someone has to fill those higher tax brackets. Bobbio has a team of people, some call them the FBI, CIA, it’s really unknown who they are, but they’re in his corner fighting. And this is their headquarters – which for monetary purposes doubles as a living quarters for Bobbio and his loving (and lovely) wife Susanne. Bobbio’s home comes complete with a swimming pool and 24 hour security. Talk about living large. Oh and the gardens? Every time a member of David’s gang is killed, a flower is planted. By the looks of it, a lot of men have died, and a lot of plants have been born.
Capes are expensive, but not as expensive as flying first class – and so this is how Bobbio choses to travel and get around. And that he does, every day of his life, following David’s evil, evil gang of mysterious trashcan people. Bobbio (the greatest) still doesn’t enjoy the look of his cape though, and so he hired a nice female model to wear it for this picture. A picture of himself could compromise his safety, and no one, not even David wants that. Well, David might want that. A Little bit, I suppose you could say. They are rivals after all.
Bobbio’s greatest weapon is music. You see, when members of David’s gang are played music they forget their evil ways, forget the ugly trashcan life style, and want to move back in with the rest of society. Why shot a gun when you can shot a smile after listening to a beautiful melody? And so Bobbio brings his guitar with him when fighting evil. This picture is just one of his many, many, many guitars. Acoustic and electric; either way it’s music, and either way it’ll make the bad people good – far faster then prayer or other methods previously used.
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